so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment
i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off
Get the sugar out of my face and stuff it with fruits and veggies. Please.
He’s such a lovely gentleman!
there he goes…on his orange alpaca,go…be free mark! i truly hope someday we meet and fight against zombie hordes.
Why does it look more like he is DOING the plushie?
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.